Tragedy

The motorcycle flies off of the cliff,
Which is very steep,
I tumble through the air while screaming this:
"I regret nothing!"
But then a bird swooped below me, caught me,
Much to my surprise,
I turned to my right and saw a seal,
"Oh how depressing."
He held his head in a distraught manner,
Then bit my arm,
I shook him till he finally let go,
"I have to kill you!"
I bopped him on the head which made him sad,
I wanted to thank,
The bird rescuing me from certain death,
"Thank you noble bird!"
The bird let out a piercing screech and banked,
Throwing us off him,
Into a nest of hungry chirping chicks,
"Oh dear, not again."